verb. To seduce a man with a sensual massage leading to a hot slippery reach around and a magic trick. After he is on all fours, his ass in the air in front of you and rock hard in your hand, ask him if he wants you to show him a magic trick. When he says yes, shove a huge dildo balls deep in his hairy ass and shout, "TA-DA! Who's the Bitch NOW?"
Jack was acting like a manwhore, thinking I was his bitch, until I pulled a Hairy Houdini on his ass!
by Jillikesbob December 29, 2009
Having a large and dense enough amount of pubic hair that can cover your penis in a flaccid state. Yet short enough to uncover once erect, performing a Houdini-like magic trick.
Girl 1: The guy from last night really surprised me, he turned out to be hung yet bushy.
Girl 2: You mean you never have encountered the hairy Houdini?
Girl 2: You mean you never have encountered the hairy Houdini?
by Leontiev January 7, 2016
To go bald, to lose one's hair. Usually as a result of steroid abuse, but can also be caused naturally.
by PokemonScammer645 May 1, 2023