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Hairy Bitch 

A slutty ass bitch that your boyfriend dated.
Sometimes, if not always, Cubano.
Sheds like a fucking hound.
Smells and looks like one too.
Hairy bitch: "I remember that night........"
Boy 1: "Me too!"
Hairy Bitch: " Remember that one time......"
Boy 2: " How could I forget!"
Hairy Bitch: " I still love him........."
You: "Thats why you sleep with everything that wiggles....."
Hairy Bitch by 13131313131313 November 9, 2010
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Hairy Nip Bitch 

That bitch that always wears his shirt off, otherwise known as Chris Easton
"Dood did you see that hairy nip bitch!?"
"Yea, shut up at least he has an Ill chest tatt
Hairy Nip Bitch by Megamoneymike January 21, 2011

This bitch hairy

i was about to tap up then this bitch was hella hairy i said This bitch hairy af
This bitch hairy by niga69420 February 10, 2020

Bitch Hair

Hair pulled tightly up and away from the bearer's face to exaggerate any expression of distaste or superiority
Fiona always take a scrunchie into meetings in case she needs to get her bitch hair on.
Bitch Hair by Esteban Anan July 22, 2012

Harry Potter bitch 

Harry Potter is a series of books written by J.K Rowling. Originally the series was great. J.k Rowling is a good author and i think started the world of wizards and witches. Then Twilight came along. Everybody Started to like Twilight and people who liked Harry Potter started to get pissed off and started to call twilight gay. People who actually liked Twilight didn't want to be called gay so then the the population of Twilight fans declined due to Harry Potter fans becoming well Bitchy. Now I happen to like Both series alot. I like Harry potter's plot lines and I like Twilight's Dark Romance. But i have alot of anger towards the Harry Potter fans out there. So you dont like Twilight. BIG DEAL! Get over Yourselves. Its a couple of books. The world doesnt revolve around Harry Potter Or Twilight! Lets put it this way you saying "avada kedavra" isnt going to do anything and Stephanie Meyer saying Edward is the beautiful doesnt make him a real person.

Harry potter Bitch: HARRY POTTER IS SOO MUCH BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!
Twilighter: FUCK YOU! EDWARD CULLEN COULD SMASH HARRY POTTERS ASS BACK INTO RON'S GINGER DICK!
Harry Potter Bitch: EDWARD CULLEN WANTS RON'S DICK!
Harry Plotter, Harry Pothead, Edward Cullen Effect , Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch, Twilight, Harry Potter Bitch

resting bitch hair 

Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.
It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.
resting bitch hair by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017

Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch 

A term, usually used in meme format, used as a response to a ridiculously stupid and ignorant personś post or tweet.
White Bitch:(tweets about her giving birth to a black child and blames white husband for cheating and having sex with a black chick)
Normal person:(tweets meme) Harry Potter and the Audacity of this bitch.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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