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Hairy Bitch 

A slutty ass bitch that your boyfriend dated.
Sometimes, if not always, Cubano.
Sheds like a fucking hound.
Smells and looks like one too.
Hairy bitch: "I remember that night........"
Boy 1: "Me too!"
Hairy Bitch: " Remember that one time......"
Boy 2: " How could I forget!"
Hairy Bitch: " I still love him........."
You: "Thats why you sleep with everything that wiggles....."
Hairy Bitch by 13131313131313 November 9, 2010
Words you can keep

Hairy Nip Bitch 

That bitch that always wears his shirt off, otherwise known as Chris Easton
"Dood did you see that hairy nip bitch!?"
"Yea, shut up at least he has an Ill chest tatt
Hairy Nip Bitch by Megamoneymike January 21, 2011

This bitch hairy

i was about to tap up then this bitch was hella hairy i said This bitch hairy af
This bitch hairy by niga69420 February 10, 2020

Bitch Hair

Hair pulled tightly up and away from the bearer's face to exaggerate any expression of distaste or superiority
Fiona always take a scrunchie into meetings in case she needs to get her bitch hair on.
Bitch Hair by Esteban Anan July 22, 2012

Harry Potter bitch 

Harry Potter is a series of books written by J.K Rowling. Originally the series was great. J.k Rowling is a good author and i think started the world of wizards and witches. Then Twilight came along. Everybody Started to like Twilight and people who liked Harry Potter started to get pissed off and started to call twilight gay. People who actually liked Twilight didn't want to be called gay so then the the population of Twilight fans declined due to Harry Potter fans becoming well Bitchy. Now I happen to like Both series alot. I like Harry potter's plot lines and I like Twilight's Dark Romance. But i have alot of anger towards the Harry Potter fans out there. So you dont like Twilight. BIG DEAL! Get over Yourselves. Its a couple of books. The world doesnt revolve around Harry Potter Or Twilight! Lets put it this way you saying "avada kedavra" isnt going to do anything and Stephanie Meyer saying Edward is the beautiful doesnt make him a real person.

Harry potter Bitch: HARRY POTTER IS SOO MUCH BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!
Twilighter: FUCK YOU! EDWARD CULLEN COULD SMASH HARRY POTTERS ASS BACK INTO RON'S GINGER DICK!
Harry Potter Bitch: EDWARD CULLEN WANTS RON'S DICK!
Harry Plotter, Harry Pothead, Edward Cullen Effect , Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch, Twilight, Harry Potter Bitch

resting bitch hair 

Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.
It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.
resting bitch hair by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017

Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch 

A term, usually used in meme format, used as a response to a ridiculously stupid and ignorant personś post or tweet.
White Bitch:(tweets about her giving birth to a black child and blames white husband for cheating and having sex with a black chick)
Normal person:(tweets meme) Harry Potter and the Audacity of this bitch.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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