Hairy Banana 

A word Andrew Dice Clay uses for dick.

Good for you and your hairy banana!

Hairy Banana by Crabkilla2001 January 16, 2009

Hairy banana 

A banana that is growing hair and is going through a time in its life

Oh meh god have you seen that Hairy banana at the super market

Hairy banana by [e-mail] November 24, 2019

bites the hairy banana 

To suck

Yeah, great idea...ought to improve morale tenfold...it bites the hairy banana.

bites the hairy banana by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

banana-hair

A rarely used insult on female Robloxians who use the Straight Blond Hair; which looks mostly like a banana peel. Often and inexplicitly called "ramen-hair" because of the hair's design being used and combined with Ramen Bowl at an uncommon rate.

>unknown freebie girl walks in front of me.
>Girl (mostly has the hair): can you adopt me plsss
"no thanks, banana-hair."
>freebie girl cries at an inappropriate time while i slowly walk out of the nursery building;

>probably bumping into anyone right now because it's almost fucking full

banana-hair by lemonfell January 29, 2018