hairmet

A helmet (like a bicycle helmet) that has an increased height in order preserve the hairdoo of the wearer.

"Actually its not a helmet, its a hairmet. It's got extra room built in so you don't mess up your hairdoo."

by Adrian E May 17, 2006

hairmet

A helmet with extra room built in so as to not mess up ones hair do.

I always wear my hairmet when i go cycling, keeps me safe and my hair looking good.

by .:kev:. May 18, 2006

hairmet

A self grown helmet comprised of ones own flaxen of hair;hairmets can vary from traditional "bowl cuts" to more sharpen, symmetrical varities as worn by Jim Carey in the picture "Dum and Dumber"

Damn, timmy just got stabbed in the head with a pitchfork! Good thing, his blonde hairmet protected him, orelse he would probably be dead!

by Re-J DeeTard December 7, 2003

Hairmet

Using copious amounts of hair product to harden one's hair into a protective layer.

'You walked into that head first'
'Good thing I had a Hairmet to protect me lmao'

by NanoSucks October 13, 2019

Hairyet

A premature female on the verge of sprouting her first short and curls.

There's nothing like drinkin' a solja and mowin' a hairyet's bizzy.

by shinebox March 15, 2003

HairMetalAddict

Petty, self-righteous moderator on Last FM and possible gay lover of bmxgamer. Has truly awful taste in music and no discernible sense of humor. Also Kurt Cobain once touched him in his swimsuit place.

Turn ons include bmxgamer, cock rock, Wicca, vegetarianism, music reviews, and hair spray. Turn offs include MySpace, substance, Christianity, industrial music, logic and freedom.

HairMetalAddict is the most hated moderator on Last FM for good reason.

by I killed Alice Cooper June 4, 2009

hairnet

A thin, usually black net, put on the head, used to keep the hair tight, avoiding spillage, food contamination etc. Used by chefs, cooks, waiters etc., also sometimes used by people with wigs.

"You’ll put on those kitchen whites, the glasses, and the hairnet."
Stephen King, 11/22/63

by gjordanov August 21, 2012