hairlmet

what they call the lead guitarists hair from "linkin park" in lptv episode 12

hairlmet- jewfro with hairspray in it

hairlmet by James Cech July 4, 2008

hairmet 

A helmet (like a bicycle helmet) that has an increased height in order preserve the hairdoo of the wearer.

"Actually its not a helmet, its a hairmet. It's got extra room built in so you don't mess up your hairdoo."

hairmet by Adrian E May 17, 2006

HairMetalAddict 

Petty, self-righteous moderator on Last FM and possible gay lover of bmxgamer. Has truly awful taste in music and no discernible sense of humor. Also Kurt Cobain once touched him in his swimsuit place.

Turn ons include bmxgamer, cock rock, Wicca, vegetarianism, music reviews, and hair spray. Turn offs include MySpace, substance, Christianity, industrial music, logic and freedom.

HairMetalAddict is the most hated moderator on Last FM for good reason.

HairMetalAddict by I killed Alice Cooper June 4, 2009

Hairlets 

Hairlet Weak or thin haired males that blame there sub-par genetics on psuedo-science, claiming high testosterone causes male pattern baldness.

Typically sub-30yr old men making excuses for their sentient life style and weak genetic makeup.

hairlets"ugh, i couldn't wait for john to leave.. he talked about his receding hairline for two hours, the dude is 23yr's old. What an absolute Hairlet. And at my grandmothers funeral of all places."

Hairlets by assfartfuckfacedickbutboobhole April 9, 2019

hairmet 

A helmet with extra room built in so as to not mess up ones hair do.

I always wear my hairmet when i go cycling, keeps me safe and my hair looking good.

hairmet by .:kev:. May 18, 2006

hairmet 

A self grown helmet comprised of ones own flaxen of hair;hairmets can vary from traditional "bowl cuts" to more sharpen, symmetrical varities as worn by Jim Carey in the picture "Dum and Dumber"

Damn, timmy just got stabbed in the head with a pitchfork! Good thing, his blonde hairmet protected him, orelse he would probably be dead!

hairmet by Re-J DeeTard December 7, 2003

hairlets 

stubble, early stages of a mustache

early stages of a mustache are hairlets

hairlets by hairlets January 16, 2011