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hairlmet by James Cech July 4, 2008
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HairMetalAddict
Petty, self-righteous moderator on Last FM and possible gay lover of bmxgamer. Has truly awful taste in music and no discernible sense of humor. Also Kurt Cobain once touched him in his swimsuit place.
Turn ons include bmxgamer, cock rock, Wicca, vegetarianism, music reviews, and hair spray. Turn offs include MySpace, substance, Christianity, industrial music, logic and freedom.
Turn ons include bmxgamer, cock rock, Wicca, vegetarianism, music reviews, and hair spray. Turn offs include MySpace, substance, Christianity, industrial music, logic and freedom.
HairMetalAddict by I killed Alice Cooper June 4, 2009
Hairlets
Hairlet Weak or thin haired males that blame there sub-par genetics on psuedo-science, claiming high testosterone causes male pattern baldness.
Typically sub-30yr old men making excuses for their sentient life style and weak genetic makeup.
Typically sub-30yr old men making excuses for their sentient life style and weak genetic makeup.
hairlets"ugh, i couldn't wait for john to leave.. he talked about his receding hairline for two hours, the dude is 23yr's old. What an absolute Hairlet. And at my grandmothers funeral of all places."
Hairlets by assfartfuckfacedickbutboobhole April 9, 2019
hairmet
A self grown helmet comprised of ones own flaxen of hair;hairmets can vary from traditional "bowl cuts" to more sharpen, symmetrical varities as worn by Jim Carey in the picture "Dum and Dumber"
Damn, timmy just got stabbed in the head with a pitchfork! Good thing, his blonde hairmet protected him, orelse he would probably be dead!
hairmet by Re-J DeeTard December 7, 2003
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.