Hair on Hair

What we're talking about here is the result of a good old fashioned deep thrust. This is when the mans nest is mingling with the womans after a full insertion - and I mean to the hilt.

1. Steve shaved his man area so there will be no hair on hair for him for awhile - only skin on hair.
2. I tripped on a loaf of bread at the grocery store and accidentally went hair on hair with the stock boy...
3. The only way my brother can achieve hair on hair is to get a running start.

Hair on Hair by JohnBoy October 27, 2004

Hair on Hair

Hair on hair can happen with gay sex also.

1. John experienced hair on hairby going hilt deep in his boyfriend's hairy, jungle ass, mingling his own pubes with the rectal hair of his lover.

Hair on Hair by C-Side October 28, 2004

Keep your hair on 

Usually Used to tell somebody to not go on about something

Daniel: MATILDA WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NINTENDO SWITCH YOU THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW YOU WANKER

Matilda: Gee Keep Your Hair on

Daniel: My Hair is on thank you
Matilda: It’s a saying Dufus duh it’s not like something I’ve made up
Dainel: You are such a Wankstain
Matilda: Fuck you Cum

Keep your hair on by Imposter 181 February 9, 2022

Put hair on your chest 

A term explaining something that will make you a man or make you tougher.

Whew, thats a strong drink. It'll put hair on your chest.

Put hair on your chest by Drizz't June 30, 2008

hair on fire 

A state of being super busy or overwhelmed. When your hair is on fire, you are consumed with reacting to an emergency and have not time to deal with ankle biters.

It was one of those hair on fire moments where everyone and their brother was requiesting things from me at the same time.

Do you need help? it looks like your hair is on fire.

I am sorry I didn't call you back; my hair was on fire at work.

hair on fire by RCU December 4, 2014

Saved by the hair on your ass 

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.

"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."

Saved by the hair on your ass by trevmation September 13, 2015

not by the hair on my chiny chin chin

a famous line from "The Three Little Pigs". also refers in code to a certain female teacher that has more man-hair than most boys in puberty.

Person A: (says) not by the hair on my chiny chin chin
Person A: (begins to rub chin)
Persons B&C: (begin to laugh)

not by the hair on my chiny chin chin by numanuma324 April 6, 2005