Hair Toast
Hair Toast by jujuhoneygirl April 5, 2017
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Toast Hair
Hair that is parted down the center of the head and waves out, so that it's outline is in the shape of a piece of toast.
The teacher has toast hair.
"Oh no! I am going to need a flat iron in order to get rid of my crazy toast hair!"
"Dayumn, that guy has really glorious toast hair!"
"Oh no! I am going to need a flat iron in order to get rid of my crazy toast hair!"
"Dayumn, that guy has really glorious toast hair!"
Toast Hair by acowardly October 21, 2011
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Toast Hair
Hair parted down centre of head, and hair waves outward, creating an outline of a slice if bread. Can be used as noun, verb, or adjective.
Woah, check out his toast hair, what is it... 1993?
Ew, that toast hair is looking a bit greasy.
Can I toast your hair?
Ethan Hawke has major toast hair.
Ew, that toast hair is looking a bit greasy.
Can I toast your hair?
Ethan Hawke has major toast hair.
Toast Hair by manacpanic26 October 22, 2011
Tasty hair
A tasty hair is someone who has delicious looking hair. They are usually very weirded out when people start chewing on their hair but it’s just too irresistible.
Tasty hair by Cannibal 101 May 22, 2020
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hairtastrophe by Mind Find December 26, 2008
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