Hair Penis

A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.

I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.

by Beaver Dawg1234 January 29, 2018

penis hair

The hair that engulfs the male animal's genitalia

That dog sure needs a penis hair trim

by Sara Hathaway June 18, 2006

penis hair

The consequence of using hair gel that your brother earlier stuck his penis in to replicate the sensation of sexual intercourse

Oh man, I cannot believe you stuck your penis in my hair gel, oh great, now I have penis hair

by Dave Budd September 16, 2007

penis hair envy

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.

I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...

by delicatetulip April 27, 2012

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

by notjamesorbobbyornigga February 01, 2021

penis hair

a penis made of hair

zaniculo: Penis hair 😼
ecsploiter: ikr

by Exploiter March 23, 2021