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penis hair 

The hair that engulfs the male animal's genitalia
That dog sure needs a penis hair trim
penis hair by Sara Hathaway June 18, 2006

penis hair 

The consequence of using hair gel that your brother earlier stuck his penis in to replicate the sensation of sexual intercourse
Oh man, I cannot believe you stuck your penis in my hair gel, oh great, now I have penis hair
penis hair by Dave Budd September 30, 2007

penis hair envy 

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.
I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...
penis hair envy by delicatetulip September 30, 2012

penis hair 

zaniculo: Penis hair 😼
ecsploiter: ikr
penis hair by Exploiter March 23, 2021

no hair on your penis 

ryan has 0 hair on his penis
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026