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ass hair dick fuck
it is when your ass hair gets into a guys foreskin and ur ass hair is fucking your partners dick foreskin
ass hair dick fuck by larry smellbuttz May 7, 2018
Angel Hair Dick
Yo did you see Pete's angel hair dick? That shit was like 10 inches long and had a girth of my pinky
Angel Hair Dick by fuckyourpseudonyms October 29, 2018
bee’s dick hair
An almost infinitesimal adjustment, up or down in level, generally used in the context of music production.
bee’s dick hair by mewant May 9, 2022
Entangled Dick Hair
When a flaccid male genitalia is caught and entangled by several surrounding pubic hair. Usually discovered when attempting to urinate. Men who experience this phenomena must be greatly cautious when untangling the wild pubes from their genitalia as they could risk a slight injury. The most common cause is when the penis has been resting or inactive for long periods of time in a high temperature climate without a cool draft to bring it out to full mass. This is more likely to occur if the man does not trim his bush, balls and derriere regularly.
Guy1: Ow! Shit!
Guy2: What's the matter? Pull a ball hair?
Guy1: No, even worse. I pinched my dick skin trying to untangle the pubic hair from my dick.
Guy2: You've probably got entangled dick hair, I suggest you trim your Pubes.
Guy2: What's the matter? Pull a ball hair?
Guy1: No, even worse. I pinched my dick skin trying to untangle the pubic hair from my dick.
Guy2: You've probably got entangled dick hair, I suggest you trim your Pubes.
Entangled Dick Hair by sweatyballsacks2014 December 30, 2013
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dick hair by StinarRyan January 18, 2008
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