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Hair Depression 

Hair Depression can be defined as the period in which a woman’s hair is not done therefore resulting in mood swings , random episodes of crying , anxiety, etc. This can also come as a result of skin breakouts, a bad makeup day, not having your nails or lashes done, etc.
Hair depression , For example:

Jas: I hate my life. I feel so fucking ugly. I hate everything

*gets hair/lashes/nails/etc done*

Jas: “ You glow different when you move different 💅🏾 Back on my boss shit 🤪 You hoes can’t touch this ! “
Hair Depression by Tatiwashere September 28, 2019
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Hair Depression 

Hair Depression is when a Woman’s hair isn't done and looks a mess. This is where the depression starts to kick in which results in mood swings, insecurity, and maybe a few tears. There's a saying "Hair Depression is Real", and a lot of Women experience this very often. This can also come as a result of skin breakouts, a bad makeup day, not having your nails or lashes done, etc. When a women hair is done, they typically feel brand new and starts acting different.
For Example:

I'm not leaving the house until I get my hair done.

I'm so fucking ugly, without my hair done...Omg I'm so depressed.

Hair Depression is so freaking Real, I need my hair done ASAP.

Boyfriend: Oh, so you get your hair done and start acting different feeling yourself and shit.
Her: Boy Duhhh, New Wig WHO DIS.....
Hair Depression by SnootyHair January 22, 2020

Hair Depression 

Hair Depression is when Gabriel gets a new haircut and he now looks bald, and he is now feeling depressed because everyone is making fun of him.
“I have Hair Depression :(“
Hair Depression by chemicaldiscos October 15, 2019

Depression hair 

Matted unwashed and unbrushed hair because washing and brushing your hair is hard and not a lot of people have the motivation for it.
"Wow your hair is so matted is everything okay?"

"Yeah I just got a case of depression hair"
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026