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Hair Depression 

Hair Depression can be defined as the period in which a woman’s hair is not done therefore resulting in mood swings , random episodes of crying , anxiety, etc. This can also come as a result of skin breakouts, a bad makeup day, not having your nails or lashes done, etc.
Hair depression , For example:

Jas: I hate my life. I feel so fucking ugly. I hate everything

*gets hair/lashes/nails/etc done*

Jas: “ You glow different when you move different 💅🏾 Back on my boss shit 🤪 You hoes can’t touch this ! “
Hair Depression by Tatiwashere September 28, 2019
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Hair Depression 

Hair Depression is when a Woman’s hair isn't done and looks a mess. This is where the depression starts to kick in which results in mood swings, insecurity, and maybe a few tears. There's a saying "Hair Depression is Real", and a lot of Women experience this very often. This can also come as a result of skin breakouts, a bad makeup day, not having your nails or lashes done, etc. When a women hair is done, they typically feel brand new and starts acting different.
For Example:

I'm not leaving the house until I get my hair done.

I'm so fucking ugly, without my hair done...Omg I'm so depressed.

Hair Depression is so freaking Real, I need my hair done ASAP.

Boyfriend: Oh, so you get your hair done and start acting different feeling yourself and shit.
Her: Boy Duhhh, New Wig WHO DIS.....
Hair Depression by SnootyHair January 22, 2020

Hair Depression 

Hair Depression is when Gabriel gets a new haircut and he now looks bald, and he is now feeling depressed because everyone is making fun of him.
“I have Hair Depression :(“
Hair Depression by chemicaldiscos October 15, 2019

Depression hair 

Matted unwashed and unbrushed hair because washing and brushing your hair is hard and not a lot of people have the motivation for it.
"Wow your hair is so matted is everything okay?"

"Yeah I just got a case of depression hair"
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