something that makes you feel like shit or think of feeling like shit, also something that sucks and something that makes you to shoot out puke like the exercist
woah that fat bitch's ass is out and you can see shit hanging out of her pants! thats fucking haggard dude! that bitch is haggard as hell!
by my nigga scar face July 26, 2006
by BrandonBAwesome June 28, 2011
the state of drunkenness when one tends to slur his or her words, make bad decisions, start fights, etc. could be substituted for wasted, hammered, or blacked out.
John: "Are you drinking before the party?"
Kevin: "Yeah man, I'm showing up haggard."
Later the night...
John: "How much have you had to drink?"
Kevin: "I don't even know, man. I'm haggard as fuck!"
Kevin: "Yeah man, I'm showing up haggard."
Later the night...
John: "How much have you had to drink?"
Kevin: "I don't even know, man. I'm haggard as fuck!"
by Get Hag November 30, 2010
by Patrick Roughen September 27, 2007
1) Whenever things get rough beyond all reasonable standards. An expression of an inability to make any headway against the fundamental ridiculousness of a shitty situation.
Pioneered by Adam and Josiah about halfway through a confusing trip in Eugene, OR, it quickly became a useful, though somewhat overused, descriptor for a lot the crap that life throws at you. It also evolved into a universal adjective to directly describe people and things as well as situations. Sometimes shortened to MH.
2) Can be used as a reply to a complaint. In this form it is descriptive, but takes on the additional sense of empathizing with the speaker, while also tacitly admitting that there isn't anything that can be done about the hopelessly fucked up situ.
Pioneered by Adam and Josiah about halfway through a confusing trip in Eugene, OR, it quickly became a useful, though somewhat overused, descriptor for a lot the crap that life throws at you. It also evolved into a universal adjective to directly describe people and things as well as situations. Sometimes shortened to MH.
2) Can be used as a reply to a complaint. In this form it is descriptive, but takes on the additional sense of empathizing with the speaker, while also tacitly admitting that there isn't anything that can be done about the hopelessly fucked up situ.
A: "My shoes are untied, my headphones are all tangled, I can't find my shit, my nose is running and I don't know which way is up. I feel like a bag lady."
J: "Mad haggard, yo!"
"Damn, Roland is really pissing me off with all the bullshit he's making us do. Mad haggard--i'mma quit soon."
"George Bush is mad haggard."
J: "This sucks."
A: "MH."
J: "Mad haggard, yo!"
"Damn, Roland is really pissing me off with all the bullshit he's making us do. Mad haggard--i'mma quit soon."
"George Bush is mad haggard."
J: "This sucks."
A: "MH."
by Adamator November 14, 2006
Ted Arthur Haggard is an American evangelical preacher. He is also known for having fucked Mike Jones, denying it, then accepting it and subsequently resigning his leadership of the National Association of Evangelicals.
Ted Haggard: I am a deceiver and a liar. The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality...There is a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I've been warring against it all of my adult life.
Me: You're teh ghey. Both literally and metaphorically.
Ted Haggard: I know...
Me: You're teh ghey. Both literally and metaphorically.
Ted Haggard: I know...
by Rodrigoh! December 19, 2006
The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person's vocalized objections to homosexuality.
by maxiplatypus March 5, 2010