ted haggard 

Ted Arthur Haggard is an American evangelical preacher. He is also known for having fucked Mike Jones, denying it, then accepting it and subsequently resigning his leadership of the National Association of Evangelicals.

Ted Haggard: I am a deceiver and a liar. The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality...There is a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I've been warring against it all of my adult life.

Me: You're teh ghey. Both literally and metaphorically.

Ted Haggard: I know...

ted haggard by Rodrigoh! December 11, 2008

tedhaggard 

Fellatio, especially by a TV preacher.

That TV preacher tedhaggarded that male prostitute and got caught, but he still somehow manages to work as a preacher somewhere.

tedhaggard by sbo April 27, 2011