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Hacker Man

Epic fortnite Gaymer, uses the words; Poggers, nigger (gamer word) and chad unironically.

Horny motherfucker.
Black person: I don't believe you to be a hackerman!

White privleged man: Shut up nigger, I'm gonna hack you now cause I*m a hacker man!
by Hanku Franku 2 January 19, 2021
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german hacker man

german hacker man is 70 years of age. he grew up in a small town in germany, at the age of 26 he fled to the US. he lived in massachusetts for 10 years but moved to an island in the sea. at 45 he began to hack people and make them speak german! soon after he got arrested at 56 and his lovely mommy luckily bailed him out. he still lives today…hacking innocent lives.
Annie: Hey mike, how are you?

Mike: Ich esse Scheiße!

Annie: OH NO! the german hacker man!!
by iwannacryanddie April 12, 2022
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Hackers Manifesto

I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores

Damn underachiever. They're all alike.

I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.

I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me...
Or feels threatened by me...
Or thinks I'm a smart ass...
Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...

Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.

And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found.

"This is it... this is where I belong..."

I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...

Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...

You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, orignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.

This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.

I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
by Kyouko August 27, 2009
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Hackerman27282729

Hackerman27282729, was only defeated once. by the ban system and one legendary player known as Godman27282729. his name really explains it all. He hacks, and is really good. The only player he ever respected was Godman27282729, because he could beat him in a unfair fight. He joined man27282729 once Godman27282729 died as a way to respect his memory.
Hackerman27282729:lol get hacked
person 2: ::((((((((((( reported ;(((
by man27282729 May 22, 2019
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Hacked and Mangled

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.
"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"
by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022
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hackerman

The best hacker in the world, killed hitler with Kung Fury, and the best french accent ever.
*In thick french accent* "Hey guys, I'm Hackerman, today I'm going to show you how to hack common household objects back or foward into time.
by nightingaleD April 20, 2018
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Hackerman

As soon as you get inside you partner you pull out a laptop and put it on their back and shout I'm in
Dude I hackerman'd my way into my girlfriend last night
by Sugarloaf88 March 11, 2019
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