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Haber Syndrome 

The obsessive loving or lusting of men with the last name of "Haber" and seducing oneself to make the man fall back in love with you. Red-heads are most likely to be harmed by this never ending disease that takes over one's everyday thoughts. Listening to Tom Petty is the only temporary cure.
Operation Haber will cure my Haber Syndrome.
Haber Syndrome by red-headed bia2 December 7, 2010
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High School Musical hater syndrome

A mental illness, also known as HSMHS. Those who have it suffer from the unalterable pure hatred of High school musical wether they’ve watched it or not.
She can’t watch High school musical, she has High School Musical hater syndrome.

hater dependency syndrome 

a) When you like someone because they hate you

b) trying to change the mind of someone who hates you by kissing ass
im going to pretend i hate that boy that i like so he gets hater dependency syndrome