Haber Syndrome 

The obsessive loving or lusting of men with the last name of "Haber" and seducing oneself to make the man fall back in love with you. Red-heads are most likely to be harmed by this never ending disease that takes over one's everyday thoughts. Listening to Tom Petty is the only temporary cure.

Operation Haber will cure my Haber Syndrome.

Haber Syndrome by red-headed bia2 December 7, 2010

High School Musical hater syndrome

A mental illness, also known as HSMHS. Those who have it suffer from the unalterable pure hatred of High school musical wether they’ve watched it or not.

She can’t watch High school musical, she has High School Musical hater syndrome.

High School Musical hater syndrome by bakabakaboioi February 15, 2026

hater dependency syndrome 

a) When you like someone because they hate you

b) trying to change the mind of someone who hates you by kissing ass

im going to pretend i hate that boy that i like so he gets hater dependency syndrome

hater dependency syndrome by effyspseudonym June 19, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008