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Misspelled have (I’ve done it a few times)

Habe sounds like a name for a baboon and it might very well be one... idk.
Girlfriend(via text): Hey do you habe milk

You(via text): oh nose your drunk.
Habe by JustAnOrdinarySoul September 15, 2019
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Short for 'Hey Babe' when messaging a girl online
Habe! Would you like to go out for dinner and a movie sometime?
Habe by Mcfallen12 June 8, 2021
Noun: A rotund individual who routinely exhibits bouts of explosive diarreah.

Verb: To mooch, especially with respect to other people's money; to go on a bender; to consume alcohol or illicet drugs to the point of near cessation of cardiovascular processes.
Noun: That habe should really eat less, he's grown of late.

Verb: Stop drinking all my booze, you're habing so hard right now.
habe by Moose the deuce 22 September 20, 2016
A word used by people who hate trees
Habe
Habe by Uizlo May 19, 2022

Ich habe deine mamer genusst 

Dieser Satz ist ein anderer Ausdruck dafür, dass man die Mutter eines anderen verführt hat.
Person1: Was hast du gestern gemacht?
Person2: Ich habe deine mamer genusst

Ich habe keine Beine 

A term used to discombobulate the recipient whether or not they type it into google translate.
person1: What is the time
person2: Ich habe keine Beine

person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine
Ich habe keine Beine by ihnen March 1, 2020
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Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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