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What is the best phrase ever? HURTS!
HURTS by HURTS September 27, 2006

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.
Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.
Hurts Like Satan by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

Hurts so Good

A sensation that hurts or gives you pain, but at the same time feels good.
I love putting hand sanitizer on my paper cuts 'cause it hurts so good. It stings like hell, but it feels so nice!
Hurts so Good by SirJoshizzle November 29, 2007

Hurts Doughnut 

-phrase-(HURTS DOUGH-nit) Commonly used as a joke before a fight. Usually asked in context of a question to confuse the victim, so as to make them think you're offering them a doughnut. When said properly, you're supposed to make out the words "Hurts, don't it?" in a southern-like accent.
Season 7 Episode 6 of "Family Guy" (approx. 12:28)
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hey Omar! Want a hurts doughnut?"
Omar to Peter Griffin "Um...OK?"
Peter Griffin punches Omar in the face.
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hurts, don't it?"
Peter Griffin laughs.
Hurts Doughnut by Tamaki-chan March 29, 2009

Hurts like Hell 

A saying used by many people to describe their pain.

Hurt like hell is a extreme amount of pain.
Chuck: "God damn I dropped a fucking hammer on my foot earlier."

Carl: "Haha. Really?"

Chuck: "Yes, and it hurts like hell."
Hurts like Hell by Clingbo1 August 22, 2010

hurts me soul 

Something that causes pain to your soul. Something that makes you sad, makes you feel bad inside.
They bomb my village, they call us killers
Took me off they welfare, can't afford they health care
My teacher won't teach me, my master beats me
And it hurts me soul
hurts me soul by gSTATUZZZZZ January 5, 2007