HSIB

Horny Smelly Indian Boy.

Distinguishing characteristics:

- Unable to speak with women. Exception: "send bobs."
- Has an inability to bathe or shave.
- Is surrounded by a distinct odor of curry and paternal disappointment.

- Fluent in Tamil and Java.
- Plays cricket and the tabla.

Person 1: Dude I can't be an HSIB, I swear I use soap!
Person 2: Idk man, I saw you grinding out that APCS homework last night.
Person 1: System.out.println("Send bobs bby");