HPRB is an acronym for "Horse PussyRespect Button," used by individuals who want to share their love for horses (and clopping) without informing those out of the know.
Man 1: "That's a beautiful horse you got there."
Man 2: "HPRB."
(Both laugh)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'