HORN IN 

HORN IN (ON) definition: Someone sees a horny couple getting frisky, and attempts to join them.

I saw a couple of butterflies just minding their business, doing their thing, but this 3rd wheel kept trying to horn in.

HORN IN by wiscsuzski June 27, 2025

Fork In Horn 

A fork in horn is the name for when a man gets spit-roasted, so named for the look created by the angle of the erect dick ‘forking’ off the body.

Friend 1: Did you hear what happened to Tyler this weekend?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude was bragging he was in a fork in horn!
Friend 1: Right?! I wonder if he was the fork?

Fork In Horn by Truth&Knowledge May 23, 2021

toot in my horn

Something you don't like or aren't interested in.

John: Have you tried the new reasturant in the neighborhood?
Ron: Yes, I went there last week and the food was "ok" - it didn't really put a toot in my horn, and I doubt I'll go back again.

toot in my horn by Krearyal February 18, 2017

He's pure gie'in laldy tha' horn 

A Glaswegian term used when a person is chewing on the plastic shaft of a horn.

Tom: "Haw man, he's pure gie'in laldy tha' horn"

Calum: "Aye man he likes tae hae sumthin' in his mouth"

He's pure gie'in laldy tha' horn by Tomtom25 October 16, 2008

Sleep horn insomnia

When you are very horny at night so you sext girls out of pure horniness

Damn Molly you must have had bad sleep horn insomnia last night I woke up to mad pussy pics

Sleep horn insomnia by Sleep horn master July 28, 2016

Inception Horn 

The horn featured in the original score for the Christopher Nolan film Inception, composed by Zack Hemsey. The horn takes the form of a mammoth trombone backed up by heavy percussion (often repeated multiple times for maximum results of 'Inceptionation') that is played at intervals throughout the course of the composed piece of music to create a more than dramatic atmosphere, giving the characters a valiant amount of purpose.

Side effects of frequent exposure to the Inception Horn may include "the dream collapsing", "checking your totem" and everything happening in slow motion.

Leonardo Dicaprio: "This was not part of the plan!"
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: "The dream's collapsing!"
Inception Horn: "BWAAAAOORRRRRRRR."
Member of Audience: "OHHHH BOYYYYYY"

Inception Horn by NoWhay October 20, 2010

ink horn 

someone who does a lot of writing. usually with a fountain pen, like an old fashioned scribe. Nerdy, geeky that kind of thing.

"you going to that party tonight?"
"nah ive got to do my physics"
"god damn you, you're such and ink horn!"

ink horn by plonk November 19, 2007