HFFAD

(HFFAD)- is also known as huge fucking fat ass disorder which is when your ass is just so fat

Damn that gurl Kaleigh has a dump truck of an ass she must be suffering from HFFAD huge fucking fat ass disorder

by Shmeglarped May 13, 2022

HFFA

Hot From Far Away. To find a girl attractive from afar but up close looks like a gorilla.

Damn, that batch looks HFFA, but now that I got a closer look she looks like a dude.

by Ali Prince April 18, 2008

HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

When you see a girl from far away and think that she is hot, but then the closer she comes to you, the uglier she gets. This can be very horrifying for people.

Mark: Yo Alex, look at that hot chick all the way down the road.
Alex: Daaaamn, she's banging and she's coming toward us

Mark: Oh shit, she's not that hot after all.
Alex: Dude, she's not a she....That's a guy...That's Thadius
Mark: I guess she (I mean he) was only HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

by poopface66666667 November 7, 2009

Heffadonkis

It is when a heifa (in most cases a male-but can also be a woman) acts very stupid, uncaring, and senseless. These people tend to be egotistical, rude, self-centered, HIGHLY inconsiderate, and tend to ignore the feelings of those around them. The people also tend to have another called CHD, or chronic hand disease. There is no avoiding these type of people because it is something one can develope over time and there can be different levels on the heffadonkis spectrum.

Why did you throw my ish on the floor? That was brand new!! Because I felt like it and I don't like you, is there a problem? Yes, heifa, there is a problem! YOU ARE SUCH A HEFFADONKIS!!

by UloPeach February 19, 2010

HFFA

Hot From Far Away (usually describing a person)

They(person)look GREAT from a safe distance and then they come closer...and closer...and you wish you never EVER laid eyes on them...

(Girl checking out a 'HOT' guy):Oh damn he's HOT!...oh no...wait...wait... (he comes close....closer)HFFA...*ew!*

by Ultimate Angel of Death May 21, 2006

HFFA

hot from far away

damn that bitch was HFFA yo, but up close she be dayam ugly!

by urmuthafuckinbabydaddy April 26, 2003

HFFA

Hot from far away

She was HFFA until I got close then I saw her butter face

by CuseTown February 8, 2009