hebbe 

A spasticated utterance, rendered by someone who is imitating/ parodying a human vegetable or retard.

"Duhhhhhhhhh! Hebbe!"
"You're such a 'hebbe', Paul"
"Whateva, Treva! Hebb-ah!"

hebbe by Karisade June 11, 2007

Hebbe 

Amazing beautiful sexy asian smart illtengent althetic who hates guys called Brandon who are freaking little nerds who like girls called Sabrina who have a big butt.

Omg I LOVE HEBBes so cute

Hebbe by brandonanddeansbiggesthatwr March 16, 2024

hebbe gebbes 

hyperactive cousin of the commonly used word "goosebumps", in it's exceedingly worse stage.

holy shit! that 300lbs. man in that speedo gave me the hebbe gebbes!

hebbe gebbes by ApR!L like the month only better March 24, 2003

Hebbe jebbes 

When are watching something you don't like and it makes you shiver. Eg like spiders or snakes

I got the hebbe jebbes for watching the ants

Hebbe jebbes by Pingu2255q January 20, 2016

mitch hedberg 

A man who brought great humor into the world until he died early 2005. It was a great loss. He has produced some excellent CDs, and I very much suggest that you go and buy them.
All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.

(I would put a quote here, if i could be bothered. I can, and so I will.)

"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"

and

"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

And who could forget...

"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"

mitch hedberg by Twalger April 29, 2005

Hebbis 

A way to describe an enjoyable or exciting occasion
Could also be used in several context

Susan: hey I just got into Harvard
Gale: Hebbis

Hebbis by TurboBuger March 24, 2021

HeBear 

The cutest, silliest mother fucker you'll ever meet. He has really pretty eyes, but prettier body hair.

Person 1: Hey, did you see HeBear yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah I did. He's such a nice guy.
Person 1: Yeah I know. I would totally suck his dick even if it were homo.

HeBear by 5southpeeps February 22, 2011