Heart Penis

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It's your other penis that you hide at first but when you feel more comfortable...you show it.

In the new comedy show, New Girl:
Nick says to Jessica: "It's OK, maybe you were right. Maybe i'm not ready for meaningless sex with beautiful women."
Jess says to Nick: "Well, you know, maybe when you are you'll be able to show her your other penis. You're heart penis."
Nick says to Jess: "Get out of my room."

Jess says: "OK." Then leaves his room sheepishly. LoL
And there you go :D
P.s. Watch this show, it's awesome!!

Heart Penis by Mish8 May 1, 2012

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hearthenism

A way of sending luck to someone’s soul while they travel throughout there respective fate.

After the Daniel households dog had passed, they did hearthenism so that the animal could know it was loved

hearthenism by Jack Was Happy June 10, 2022

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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