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(1) Da unsightly creases dat can get permanently etched into your forehead if you frown too much.
(2) Da assorted "depth-indicators" --- i.e., residue-rings of body-fluids --- dat appear at various points along da length of a guy's cock dat show how far a girl went down on him at da various stages of her giving him a blowjob.
(2) Da assorted "depth-indicators" --- i.e., residue-rings of body-fluids --- dat appear at various points along da length of a guy's cock dat show how far a girl went down on him at da various stages of her giving him a blowjob.
It's always a good idea healthwise to have a shower after a "hot 'n' heavy" session wif a hot chick, but it also can be super-effective at washing away da "evidence" of said steamy encounter, so dat no subsequent intimacy-partner will observe any tell-tale "headlines" on yer lulu and therefore be tipped off dat you've been "gettin' some on da side" prior to your dropping yer trousers for her.
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like a deer in the headlines
The facial expression we have come to know - panic-stricken, wide-eyed and immobilized, not knowing which way to run, realizing that your crimes, sins and errors of judgement are suddenly America's number one topic.
The movie mogul had figured no one would ever talk, and if they did, who would believe them, yet here he stood, cameras on him from all sides, barraged by shouting reporters, like a deer in the headlines.
like a deer in the headlines by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020
headless fart
Fart without head;
fart escaping from the male love tunnel not fully intact, therefore breaking the bubble that fart was contained in, and releasing excessive amounts of noxious and sometimes even toxic gas.
More often used as a derogatory analogy to describe a person who gives away information, data, codes, secrets or anything else that was not meant to be known between friends and/or acquaintances, creating issues, rumours, innuendo, panic, hysteria and/or inadvertently dobbing said individuals and/or groups into each other or authorities.
fart escaping from the male love tunnel not fully intact, therefore breaking the bubble that fart was contained in, and releasing excessive amounts of noxious and sometimes even toxic gas.
More often used as a derogatory analogy to describe a person who gives away information, data, codes, secrets or anything else that was not meant to be known between friends and/or acquaintances, creating issues, rumours, innuendo, panic, hysteria and/or inadvertently dobbing said individuals and/or groups into each other or authorities.
headless fart by Porky Pawn August 5, 2020
Headline reader
The headline reader did not understand the meaning of the article because the headline didn't tell the full story.
Headline reader by D1L0 December 31, 2015
headline status
usually an inside joke or funny anecdote that you deem worthy to put on your myspace as your headline.
headline status by shanikwa007 May 4, 2009