Stuff that grows on people's balls, heads, arms, legs, and stuff that grows on cats, dogs, your anus, and so on.
by ERIC October 18, 2003
Get the Hair mug.A separate creature that happens to live on your head, hard to tame. Ferociously attacking it with scissors, dye or hairproducts may euthanize said beast for a short while but beware of angering it.
Lizzie tried hot-ironing her hair to submission but oh woes, it was raining and the beast came out on top in the end anyway.
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Pieces of fine yarn all over your body. You can theoretically knit with it, but if you knew where it came from, would you really?
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Get the Hair mug.A growing substance found mostly on the head. Hair is largely amino acid based and can come in a veriety of colours e.g. brown, ginger, black or blonde.
by Jim Hodgson April 28, 2003
Get the hair mug.One of the oddest things in the universe.
Hair determines your personality. If your hair is brown, you are normal. If your hair is blonde, you are an idiot. If your hair is orange / red, you are an alien and deserve to die.
/sarcasm
Also, some people (Usually females) believe it is necessary to spend literally hours on their hair.
Hair grows everywhere on the human body except the palms of the hands, soles of the feet, eyelids, and lips.
Hair determines your personality. If your hair is brown, you are normal. If your hair is blonde, you are an idiot. If your hair is orange / red, you are an alien and deserve to die.
/sarcasm
Also, some people (Usually females) believe it is necessary to spend literally hours on their hair.
Hair grows everywhere on the human body except the palms of the hands, soles of the feet, eyelids, and lips.
Hair is basically dead skin. Though it should look nice, there is no point in spending half your day fixing it when it will just fall apart when you go to bed.
Hair color is just a color. It does not determine how smart you are.
Hair color is just a color. It does not determine how smart you are.
by The 60th of Smith Street March 29, 2009
Get the Hair mug.do you ever think like, man there’s hair growing out of my head. like little individual hairs just growing. my hair is like a tree. it’s just so crazy that the hairs are just individually moving. I wonder if our hair has like ears and can hear us. ~alex b
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