Hair

Pieces of fine yarn all over your body. You can theoretically knit with it, but if you knew where it came from, would you really?

Hair is just yarn you can't afford. It's priceless.

by Iwantfrineds December 31, 2019

Dourenenophobia

Noun - The phobia of doors. This is possibly triggered by being hit in the face by doors, whether by someone slamming in your face or by sheer "miscalculations".

Doctor A: You got a full patient load?
Doctor B: No, just a guy who wants to cure his dourenenophobia.
Doctor A: Good luck with that. The first obstacle is getting him in your office...

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Nesalphecilia

Noun - the feeling you receive when you jam an object, typically the unsharpened end of a pencil, up your nose. Not to be confused with forced blockage of the nasal passageway.

"I, for a second, felt a sensation of comforting nesalphecilia in my left nostril before my mother yelled at me to remove the pencil from my nose."

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

The J-N-Names Theory

A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.

Example of the J-N-Names Theory:

Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Youtubism

A disease you get when make fun of someone's Youtube account

Look over there, a guy with Youtubism

by Iwantfrineds May 26, 2019

Shroomer

Noun - A farmer of 'shrooms. Not mushrooms. SHROOMS.

Guy 1: Psst... Do ya know a guy who can hook me up with some of the green stuff tomorrow night?
Guy 2: What? No! But I know a shroomer.

Guy 1: Even better!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Massacre

Noun - What I imagine a massive amount of murders (groups) of crows are called. If it hasn't been proven wrong, I am correct in my assumption.

I saw a massacre of crows sitting on my roof yesterday. They're currently surrounding my house.

by Iwantfrineds March 30, 2023