HANFLEBAHS 

HANFLEBAHS is a cuss word. It’s what you text your friend. It means that you or your friend is very nervous, possibly because their crush is texting them, or it can mean that you’re basically flipping someone off, it just hurts more...

Origin: HANFLEBAHS is a word that my friend accidentally made during a failed keyboard smash.
USE HANFLEBAHS WISELY.

friend: AHHHHH! MY CRUSH IS SNAPPING ME!
you: HANFLEBAHS!
friend: hanflebahs :(

AGEIQHGKABFOWHFOEHOW
HANFLEBAHS!
or
person: you look stoopid.
you: you look like a hanflebah.
person: HANFLEBAHS!
you: han.
fle.
bash.
boom.

HANFLEBAHS by oops, i did it again December 25, 2019

handlebars of control

Coined by Tyra Banks on Cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. Variant of handlebars of fierceness.

The handlebars of control alludes to someone who attempts to dictate everything around them.

Alexandria has been holding onto the handlebars of control and refusing to let go.

handlebars of control by ANTMFan October 26, 2011

handlebars of fierceness

Motherly advice from Tyra Banks on cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. The handlebars of fierceness alludes to when one achieves the pinnacle of amazingness usually when being photographed, or in any other stressful situation.

Tyra (to inconsistently performing model): You need to grab the handlebars of fierceness and not let go.

Model: ...?

handlebars of fierceness by ANTMFan April 18, 2011

Mr. Handlebars

A man who uses a girls ears as handlebars to force his penis into his mouth during oral sex.

Ew, that guy is such a Mr. Handlebars that my ears are still throbbing.

Mr. Handlebars by Mr. Handlebars January 13, 2013

handlebars 

High ponytails on a female. Named so for ability to use these as a control during oral sex, rather like the same thing on a bike.

"I can't wear handlebars around him anymore, he damn near pulled my hair out last time."

handlebars by CasKat April 20, 2006

Handlebars 

Something I can ride my bike without.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Handlebars by Entr' Acte November 24, 2009

Handlebars 

Slang term for the persciption drug Xanex.

Hey, you looken for some handlebars?

Handlebars by Ceric February 12, 2006