HAMASS 

A mix of the words ‘Ham’ and ‘Ass’. A term referring to famous Spanish tennis player, Rafael (Rafa) Nadal’s fat ass. The word ham comes from his subway commercial and so the mix of that and his large ass come to create the word ‘Hamass’.

“Damn look at Hamass…it looks really good in those shorts!”

“Hamass makes me feel things.”

HAMASS by Ilovefatassedtennisplayers October 28, 2023

hamass 

large buttocks

Look at her hamass.

hamass by Rachel September 14, 2003

Hamass 

The process of catching a roommate, sibling, or parent completely off guard (usually during the morning hours), and waiting outside their door to fart. This usually happens right as the recipient's door is cracked enough to see you, but still having enough space to have a corridor to escape.

Essentially, it's a form of tactical cropdusting; it's considered a weapon of mass flatulation by the United Nations. Can lead to human rights abuse charges if caught (or being subjected to a beating by roommates, or family members).

Mom: "Good God, Timmy waited outside my door, and farted right as I could barely see him. It fucking smelled!"

Dad: "That's my boy, I taught him the art of how to Hamass."

Hamass by The-Magnificant-Mr-Shart October 14, 2023

Hamass 

Belonging to a genocidal terrorist group

He's horrible, a Hamass

Hamass by anonymous December 27, 2023

Hamass 

When you grab an arabic person on the ass and its so big it could be a christmas ham

Ahmed had has such a hamass

Hamass by hamassenjoyer April 29, 2024

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.

Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.

Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"

What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?

Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018