HAKAL

A twist on HAKAS- HAKAL means 'have a kick ass life'

I wanted to be creative, so I wrote HAKAL in my friend's yearbook.

by sockyted June 12, 2009

haekal

haekal is a guy who likes rice and laughs like an owl. He pushes people down the stair and likes to dance, he wants to eat all your chicken. He likes to think about his future.

omg your such a haekal today.

by Factual Guy March 5, 2018

Halalify

To make proper or ritually pure or eat food conforming to dietary Islamic laws.

Some food industries don't halalify meat

by Abdi Mahad October 20, 2012

haklatard

Haklatard is another version of 'Chutiya'

Haklatard works as a toilet cleaner. In India they are known as 'Bhangi'

Haklatard dying to watch SRK's facial expression in Rakesh Sharma's biopic after SRK removes his helmet on the moon surface.

Haklatard

by HNY Best Film Ever May 2, 2018

Hakai

To destroy someone, or something.

You just got hakaied in that video game match.

by corruptedxlight July 28, 2017

Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal

The iconic Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a common staple of Penn State dining. Everyday, cheerful students walk in one of many of Penn State's commons and come out grim-faced. That's when you know they were grilled chicken thigh halaled. Why? It is not only obsessively re-served over other foods that dining knows students enjoy far more over the poor chickens which probably were not even slaughtered halal-style, it also just does not taste good. Eating cardboard with salt and pepper is more preferable to Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal.

The Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a perfect example of one man's trash, another man's trash. To feed the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal to anyone is essentially the equivalent of wishing them a terrible life.

If you see the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal, run, and keep your mouth closed. Before you know it, you have a giant chicken thigh inside your throat.

Freshman: "What the hell is this sad compostable pile of shit?"
Senior: "Oh, that's the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal. We don't talk about the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal."
Freshman: "Why do they serve it?"
Senior: "Beats me. I'm not gonna miss it when I graduate."

by Lexatic September 23, 2020

halal

a far more amusing and original way of saying
allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.

Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.

Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............

by ka-jay-jay August 18, 2008