H.T.S.

Huge Tits Sagging

When a woman's breasts become so enlarged it is impossible for any bra known to man to keep them held in a decent upright position....therefore, huge tits are sagging or H.T.S.

by yankcranker September 21, 2015

H.T.S.T.

Hit That Shit Tonight

We're going to H.T.S.T. at the party!! WOOP WOOP

by snoooooopy December 9, 2011

G.I.H.T.S.

An abbreviation of "God I Have To Shit".

Austin: I feel like I'm about to birth a whale's testicle
Alex: Dude, whats wrong?
Austin: G.I.H.T.S.
Alex: Oh, you should get that checked out.

by ButteryassAlex February 4, 2010

a l i g h t s w i t c h

A meme popularized by the youtuber John Patrick Douglass (JacksFilms) in episode 21 of his hit series ''Yiay''

Question: What turns you on?
Answer: A L I G H T S W I T C H

by Donuffs March 5, 2018

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S

I Hate To Say This But I Don't Want To Talk You Because Of I Have Seen

I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S

I Hate To Say This But I Don't Want To Talk You Because Of I Have Seen I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S

by PEDESTRIANS July 21, 2023

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.i.l.y.a.i.s.b.i.k.y.d.f.t.s

i don't know how to tell you this but i like you and i'm sorry because i know you don't feel the same.

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.A.I.S.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S

by yeksulyblehs05 October 12, 2020