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Person #1 texts: Okay. H.A.N.D
Person #2 texts: Don't tell me what to do!
H.A.N.D by foundthesecretdoor October 13, 2015
Have
A
Nice
Day
person 1> I have to go... sorry

Person 2> its fine H.a.n.d

Person 1> H.a.v.e?

Person 2> have a nice dayyyy !!!!

person 1> oh thanks bye
H.A.N.D by UbarTeller December 31, 2018
A dismissive signoff in online forum postings. Acronym for Have A Nice Day.
(at the end of a post picking apart someone's argument)
So, STFU, H-A-N-D.
H-A-N-D by Not-Croaker April 15, 2006

H.A.N.D. 

Had A Nice Day
-An acronym
H.A.N.D. in NYC.
H.A.N.D. by uniquelyoody January 15, 2010
When a friend goes to the bathroom, wish them well with: Have A Nice Dump
Howard: Hey Man, H-A-N-D
Larry: Thanks Dude
H-A-N-D by OKd For Ballot January 16, 2006

H.A.N.D. 

A short version for goodbye greeting "Have a nice day"
Girl: I got to go. Its late.
Boy: Sure. H.A.N.D.
H.A.N.D. by MakingWordsAreFun November 14, 2018
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