H-A-N-D

A dismissive signoff in online forum postings. Acronym for Have A Nice Day.

(at the end of a post picking apart someone's argument)
So, STFU, H-A-N-D.

by Not-Croaker April 15, 2006

H-A-N-D

When a friend goes to the bathroom, wish them well with: Have A Nice Dump

Howard: Hey Man, H-A-N-D
Larry: Thanks Dude

by OKd For Ballot January 16, 2006

H A N D M I L K

When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.

Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.

by Numme February 8, 2019

H. A. N. D

Hating ass nigga disorder when a person is consistently a hater

have you gotten your potential H. A. N. D diagnosis yet

by King of anime January 1, 2023