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Knowing a Gylfi is so cool, as all Gylfi's have ginormous pennises, they like to have fun and sleep with sexy women everyday, in the lunch cafeteria bathroom.
Wow that guy is so hot, he is such a Gylfi.
Who is that guy over there with big pennis, bro that's Gylfi.
Gylfi by emiliaosk May 5, 2022
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knowing a Gylfi is a very lucky position, they are always very hot sexy and smart
who is that hot guy he must be a gylfi
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Gylfi Gylfie golfing Gelfie Gulfisha gyllian Gilfing golfie Gülfidan gyli
Gylfi is commonly used to reference cocaine or any other drug that you inhale. (Gylfi Snifferson)
Fancy picking up some Gylfi on the weekend bey?
Gylfi by @hoonz August 5, 2021
knowing someone named Gylfi is a huge privilege, they get loads of women and are treated like kings, they like women.
Omg is that Gylfi over there, he is so hot, i want him.
Gylfi by emiliaosk May 5, 2022
A selfie with a goat
When you come to the farm, my friendly goat will want you to take a gelfie with him.
Gelfie by Teothepitbull April 4, 2019

Golfin' em 

The act of drinking beers faster than anyone else in the room. Usually the result of nervousness or alcoholism.
Jesus chief, did you see Phil last night? Once those girls showed up he started golfin' em 3 to 1 on me.

Katie is such a boozebag! We met her at the baby shower around noon and she was already golfin' em like it was Friday night.
Golfin' em by DFH66 February 27, 2013

Adventure Golfing 

Golfing while highly intoxicated, blazed, tripping, or a combination of the three. Golf carts are not mandatory but make the experience more fun. The goal of the game is not to win; in fact you probably will only play the first few holes. You may also golf better during adventure golfing.
George fell out of the golf cart during adventure golfing and got lost on the course.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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