Gylfi
Knowing a Gylfi is so cool, as all Gylfi's have ginormous pennises, they like to have fun and sleep with sexy women everyday, in the lunch cafeteria bathroom.
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Gylfi by Helga agnes björnsdóttir May 5, 2022
Gelfie
Gelfie by Teothepitbull April 4, 2019
Golfin' em
The act of drinking beers faster than anyone else in the room. Usually the result of nervousness or alcoholism.
Jesus chief, did you see Phil last night? Once those girls showed up he started golfin' em 3 to 1 on me.
Katie is such a boozebag! We met her at the baby shower around noon and she was already golfin' em like it was Friday night.
Katie is such a boozebag! We met her at the baby shower around noon and she was already golfin' em like it was Friday night.
Golfin' em by DFH66 February 27, 2013
Adventure Golfing
Golfing while highly intoxicated, blazed, tripping, or a combination of the three. Golf carts are not mandatory but make the experience more fun. The goal of the game is not to win; in fact you probably will only play the first few holes. You may also golf better during adventure golfing.
Adventure Golfing by Adventure Golfer March 9, 2009
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