A man of very large proportion, normally 6 foot 7 or taller, who hangs around the team and professes to be a part of it but finished his career in the 15's.
The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.
Dan: Bro I didn’t knowyour girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!