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Jizz Guzzling Eel 

A man of very large proportion, normally 6 foot 7 or taller, who hangs around the team and professes to be a part of it but finished his career in the 15's.
Look at that jizz guzzling eel, he thinks he could play quarterback for the Broncs.
Jizz Guzzling Eel by Frank Handle October 20, 2023

eye guzzling 

to watch a streaming TV series, either several episodes or a complete season, usually in one sitting
He missed Breaking Bad when it was first on, and now he likes it so much that he's eye guzzling all of season 1

eye guzzling 

An extended gawk or to binge watch a TV series or movie serquals.
1) Jim was eye guzzling that co-ed so hard I thought his eyes were going to fall out.

2) I spent the entire long weekend eye guzzling the last 3 seasons of Game of Thrones. Now I'm in a massive show hole.
eye guzzling by Tenacious Faulker February 29, 2016

Epi guzzling 

The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.
Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!

Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?
Epi guzzling by AMadHat September 16, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026