A man of very large proportion, normally 6 foot 7 or taller, who hangs around the team and professes to be a part of it but finished his career in the 15's.
Look at that jizz guzzling eel, he thinks he could playquarterback for the Broncs.
The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract freshsperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.
Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.