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Jizz Guzzling Eel 

A man of very large proportion, normally 6 foot 7 or taller, who hangs around the team and professes to be a part of it but finished his career in the 15's.
Look at that jizz guzzling eel, he thinks he could play quarterback for the Broncs.
Jizz Guzzling Eel by Frank Handle October 20, 2023

eye guzzling 

to watch a streaming TV series, either several episodes or a complete season, usually in one sitting
He missed Breaking Bad when it was first on, and now he likes it so much that he's eye guzzling all of season 1

eye guzzling 

An extended gawk or to binge watch a TV series or movie serquals.
1) Jim was eye guzzling that co-ed so hard I thought his eyes were going to fall out.

2) I spent the entire long weekend eye guzzling the last 3 seasons of Game of Thrones. Now I'm in a massive show hole.
eye guzzling by Tenacious Faulker February 29, 2016

Epi guzzling 

The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.
Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!

Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?
Epi guzzling by AMadHat September 16, 2024