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1. (v) to drink the remaining few drops of beers or alcoholic drinks left at a bar or party. A dangerous activity which can involve ingesting cigarette butts, unknown drugs, and communicable diseases.

2. (n) one who drinks the last few drops of beer in bottles or mixed drinks in glasses. Many times this person is really intoxicated because of the strange substances commonly found in a half-full glass.
1. B.G.: No, Tatum, I will not buy you another drink.
Tatum: But DUDE, I don't have any MONEY!
B.G.: Well you can heist or guzzard beers like the other broke bastards in here.

2. Rafiki was a major guzzard in his party days.
guzzard by Bone-r December 28, 2005
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Your mouth.
“I’m not gonna drink tonight”
“Mofucka yes you are I’m gonna guzzle that shit down your guzzard”
“Bet”
Guzzard by Gferda October 20, 2023
A fat niggas stomach/ Fat mans stomach

Another way of saying belly or stomach
“He got his guzzard hangin out”
“You see that fat nigga, he got his guzzard out”
Guzzard by Ixthdeath October 27, 2023

Gizzard-brain 

One who acts as if their brain is an organ full of rocks used to grind up food. JTA
"Don't be a gizzard-brain, think about what you're doing"
Gizzard-brain by Jtallen February 11, 2020

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 

KGATLW is an Australian band that performs all kinds of music. A few examples of the genres they write for are: psychedelic rock, progressive rock, psychedelic pop, jazz, acid rock, soul, folk, metal, and thrash metal. They've pumped out 15 full length albums and 2 EPs as of September 2019, 5 of these albums were published all in 2017.

Stu Mackenzie – vocals, guitar, keyboards, piano, synthesizer, Mellotron, flute, bass guitar, saxophone, clarinet, sitar,

zurna, percussion
Ambrose Kenny-Smith – vocals, harmonica, keyboards, synthesizer, organ, piano, guitar, percussion
Joey Walker – guitar, keyboards, synthesizer, bass guitar, vocals, organ, setar, percussion
Cook Craig – guitar, bass guitar, vocals, synthesizer, keyboards
Lucas Skinner – bass guitar, keyboards, piano, vocals
Michael Cavanagh – drums, percussion
Eric Moore – drums, percussion, theremin, keyboards, management
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard somehow released 5 high quality albums in 2017, they're all geniuses!

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 

Best band of all time
Person 1: Hey do you listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard?
Person 2: Yes I do infact listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Both: *Instantly Fuck*

Jizz Gizzard 

The act of ejaculating on a woman's neck, preferably a woman who has alot of fat flabby skin, similar to a turkey.
That old wrinkly hag didn't deserve a facial, so I gave her a Jizz Gizzard instead.
Jizz Gizzard by Nilknarf Den February 2, 2006
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