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A feminine way of saying "guy" when projected towards a girl/girls/ladies/or woman, in general.
"Hey guys and guyettes, thanks for inviting me to clean up for your after party! Like seriously, I'm really excited to be here!"
Guyette by K-Skrap March 10, 2009
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David Goyette 

The coolest teacher ever and very athletic. He knows when to shut up but also when to be funny. David also thinks that Joanna is the best student ever!
David Goyette brings food on the last day of school!
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Colloquially used to describe 16-18 year old males who sport a Beiber-esque hairstyle, however also posesses many non-Beiber interests including death metal, airsoft or other military simulation hobbies, as well as summoning the Dark Lord Kalunian.
A: Hey, who is that new guy? I can hear his death metal from here.
B: Some new Goyette who just moved to town. Everybody gives him shit for his Beiber-do.
Goyette by Raequan35 June 24, 2011
Pronounced Gwa-ett, Rhymes with: wet, set, pet, etc.

1. Someone of mixed ethnicities who is fat, drinks too much alcohol and smells distinctly like poop.
2. Someone who sucks terribly at Fantasy Football
1. Chris is such a fucking guette.

2. Not surprised, but Shawn is the guette of the week again in our league.
guette by GOTWPublicRelationsOffice October 12, 2016
A fat white chubby garbage human who beats his colossal gorilla chode to very black starving Africans.
Wow Goyette is a pedophile.
Goyette by TheTabor April 22, 2018

meena goyette 

A black curly haired girl who has dark skin and brown eyes. She’s nice and smells of flowers. She likes rap music like bodak yellow and she has a dog named charley da poop
meena goyette by Treehugger22 November 5, 2017
Comes from the "guetteurs", people that are paid to watch out for the police in a drug selling area. It simply means "look at" in french.
Guette la paire de seins frère.

Translation : Bro check those tits out./Bro look at those tits.
Guette by Jvousprendsenlevrette October 19, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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