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Pronounced Gwa-ett, Rhymes with: wet, set, pet, etc.

1. Someone of mixed ethnicities who is fat, drinks too much alcohol and smells distinctly like poop.
2. Someone who sucks terribly at Fantasy Football
1. Chris is such a fucking guette.

2. Not surprised, but Shawn is the guette of the week again in our league.
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by GOTWPublicRelationsOffice October 12, 2016
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