Pronounced Gwa-ett, Rhymes with: wet, set, pet, etc.

1. Someone of mixed ethnicities who is fat, drinks too much alcohol and smells distinctly like poop.
2. Someone who sucks terribly at Fantasy Football
1. Chris is such a fucking guette.

2. Not surprised, but Shawn is the guette of the week again in our league.
by GOTWPublicRelationsOffice October 12, 2016
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Comes from the "guetteurs", people that are paid to watch out for the police in a drug selling area. It simply means "look at" in french.
Guette la paire de seins frère.

Translation : Bro check those tits out./Bro look at those tits.
by Jvousprendsenlevrette October 19, 2021
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