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Who's Guy 5? I don't see him anywhere on the internet.....
I don't know what to define for this word....
What is that sound? uhh oh, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAA_----- GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5
Guy 1: Somewhere, I'm hearing voices in my head..
Guy 2: What do they say?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5

Guy 2: Just keep them out of your mind. It will stop.
*5 hours later....*
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5
*A door opens.*
Guy 2: Hey! Woah, what happened to you?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2....
Guy 2: Yo, you performing a ritual for your religion?
Guy 1: Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2.....
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
*Guy 2 taps Guy 1.*
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guy 2: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*The end.*
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1 Guy 5 Shotguns 

A shock video that was possibly uploaded on bestgore but got deleted afterwards, it allegedly shows 5 men killing a man tied to a tree with shotguns. This is most likely a hoax because some people says it just never existed.
Guy 1: do you know 1 guy 5 shotguns?

Guy 2: yeah, thats just 100% hoax, not real at all
1 Guy 5 Shotguns by nfsvsforza March 14, 2023
a hot girl must have at least five guys alway's around her giving her attention
Dude you don't wan her she is a 5 guy kind of girl.
5 Guy by fryfry22 October 3, 2010

Short little small guy who is under 5 feet 

Popular YouTuber Cody Ko who is canonically very small.
"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."

Guy number 50 

A nice and helpful person. Origin: A kid, during basketball game, passed ball to other kid so that he could make a shot.
That guy helped an old man pass through traffic. He must be real guy number 50.
Guy number 50 by NixDics July 13, 2021

the nice guy here 567 

A 13 year old named Lachlan Tweedie from Charters Towers, Australia who runs a YouTube channel by the same name. A comedic, entertaining and overall nice person who makes mostly content from the video game company Nintendo, as he does reviews, let's plays, showcases, skits/sketches and much more.
Person 1: You know the nice guy here 567?
Person 2: Yeah I know him, he's a real nice guy if you know what I mean.

stealthy guy55 

The greatest gamer in all of gaming he will destroy you in a 1v1 and is the best at every game
Dude I just 1v1 stealthy guy55 and got wrecked
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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