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The act of dissing, hitting, or messing someone/something up.
Barry gurned the sign-out sheet at work today.
gurned by Chazzy Daddy October 20, 2008
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From gurner, to be gurned-up, under the influence of Ecstacy.
Ha! look at Mike, he's gurned-up to his eyeballs!
Gurned by Plush Terry August 5, 2004
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Referring to the act of hitting someone.
Named after a boy in a New York High school who would slap his friends in the face.
<chad gets slapped in the face>
Matt: Oh man dude, he gurned you good!
or
Matt: Way to get gurned!
gurned by Amanda J July 31, 2006
To have consumed something which makes you gurn. Most commonly MDMA or Cocaine.
I.e
"I love getting bares gurned up and listening to techno",
"He's not feeling very well, got gurned up last night"
gurned up by Charris March 27, 2015

gunned up 

To possess large arms; when one's arms are particularly large.... for instance after lifting weights. Derived from the word "guns" (or arms).
Tamara: "Nick, where have been all fukkin' day?"
Nick: "Chill out, big girl. I've been pumpin' some iron."
Tamara: "I can tell. You look all gunned up, you handsome devil."
gunned up by stockman09 August 20, 2007
The act of beating the absolute fuck out of a wasteyute, usually done to put the yute in his or her place.
YG: yo fham look at that wasteyute right dere
NKbandz: mans is gettin gurxed asap
Gurxed by Big Chunder March 23, 2021

Gurney Girl 

Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics
A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?

A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…
Gurney Girl by Samc28 July 15, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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