by woolmerlover December 24, 2021
Get the GunkRat mug.A hardcore gamer whos sweat has fused them into their gamer chair (throne).
The gamer chair (throne) will eventually take over the gamers body and form a cocoon.
Soon after, the victim will lose control of their body and senses and be taken over by gunk (sweat, chip dust, grease, dry ejaculate, etc). The gunk will form a mech-like suit and inevitably take over the world.
The gamer chair (throne) will eventually take over the gamers body and form a cocoon.
Soon after, the victim will lose control of their body and senses and be taken over by gunk (sweat, chip dust, grease, dry ejaculate, etc). The gunk will form a mech-like suit and inevitably take over the world.
by Getika August 24, 2022
Get the Gunkatron mug.Like any form of kata it is a type of hand-to-hand combat. In this case, its a fictional fighting form from the movie Equilibrium. According to the movie gunkata is based on scientific analysis of bullet trajectory and range which can accurately gauge the possible mathematical outcomes of a gunfight. In short, it teaches its practitioners how to kickass using only firearms at any distance.
(Quoted from Equilibrium)
DuPont: "The gunkatas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gunkata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gunkatas an adversary not to be taken lightly."
DuPont: "The gunkatas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gunkata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gunkatas an adversary not to be taken lightly."
by kairyu August 23, 2006
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