GunkRat
GunkRat by woolmerlover December 24, 2021
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Gunkatron
A hardcore gamer whos sweat has fused them into their gamer chair (throne).
The gamer chair (throne) will eventually take over the gamers body and form a cocoon.
Soon after, the victim will lose control of their body and senses and be taken over by gunk (sweat, chip dust, grease, dry ejaculate, etc). The gunk will form a mech-like suit and inevitably take over the world.
The gamer chair (throne) will eventually take over the gamers body and form a cocoon.
Soon after, the victim will lose control of their body and senses and be taken over by gunk (sweat, chip dust, grease, dry ejaculate, etc). The gunk will form a mech-like suit and inevitably take over the world.
gunkata
Like any form of kata it is a type of hand-to-hand combat. In this case, its a fictional fighting form from the movie Equilibrium. According to the movie gunkata is based on scientific analysis of bullet trajectory and range which can accurately gauge the possible mathematical outcomes of a gunfight. In short, it teaches its practitioners how to kickass using only firearms at any distance.
(Quoted from Equilibrium)
DuPont: "The gunkatas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gunkata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gunkatas an adversary not to be taken lightly."
DuPont: "The gunkatas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gunkata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gunkatas an adversary not to be taken lightly."
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
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