Gummed Up 

When you have been going hard for several years on end with the booze and the dope, your brain becomes gummed up. That means its working, but just barelyyy. The gears are spinnin but just fast enough to keep from stalin out.

Pat: "dude why can you barely even figure out what going on?"

Kyle: "dude im all gummed up, i got all smoked up last night and can barely function right now"

Gummed Up by PP the hound December 28, 2009

Gummed Up The Reed 

1. To mess up
2. To get in a sticky situation
3. To fuck up

Peter we lost this round because of you, stop gumming up the reed.

Had you used protection, we wouldn't be in this mess. Jesus Peter! you really gummed up the reed this time.

Gummed Up The Reed by Prepfin4 December 6, 2016

Gumped Up 

Seriously messed up. The term "gumped up" was originally coined by a Captain McPherson of Maine. (Long before the film, "Forrest Gump.") The phrase became part of the regional dialect and continues today.

(With Maine accent) "Look at this fuckin' gumped up fuckin' piece of shit."

(Also with Maine accent) "Oh my friggin' word. This friggin' gumped up friggin' house! All the friggin' floors are saggin' an' the friggin' windows are are frigged up an' painted shut."

Gumped Up by Meester Jeemy July 7, 2011

GUMMIED UP 

A fun way of saying f*cked up.

“How drunk are you?” “I’m GUMMIED UP rn”

Or
“Did you catch feelings?” “Oh ya they have me GUMMIED UP ong”

GUMMIED UP by dizwadidiz October 2, 2022

Gummied-up

When something makes your semi-flacid penis go completely limp.

Wow, this whiskey got me gummied-up.

Gummied-up by Codcaster.net July 2, 2026

upper-gummer 

When someone gives a large, horse toothed grin inadvertently showing their full upper gums, they are considered an upper-gummer.

Check out that upper-gummer in that selfie! I wonder if she realizes how she looks?

upper-gummer by Inaffitimogen January 17, 2021