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GumGum church 

A religion in which we almost always need to chew gum. We chew it at work, school, at the park, and wherever else we please. We can also wear hoods in buildings no matter who says we can’t. Every Wednesday we go to church and chew gum, sing songs, and have baking contests. There are about 20,000 people in this religion but more are still joining monthly.
Teacher: Please spit out your gum.
Student: Sorry I can’t it’s against my religion, GumGum Church.
GumGum church by GumGum church October 9, 2019
Related Words

gumhummer 

The same thing as a gumjob or gummer. It's a hummer from someone without any teeth.
I met this 80 year old chick at the bar last night. She took me home and gave me a mean gumhummer!
gumhummer by Big Big Banger November 20, 2006
When someone has little to no teeth and only their gums are showing
Hey gumgum, we all know you got no teeth in your mouth.
gumgum by sparkyjo December 16, 2014

Gumbumpin 

Getting a blowjob from someone without teeth.
That granny Smith over yonder sure good at gumbumpin.
Gumbumpin by Maddog936 August 8, 2018
A person who is constantly asking others for a piece of gum.
Caron is such a gumbum! Everyday after lunch I hear her asking everyone around the office if they have any gum. She needs to get her own pack!
gumbum by stally September 9, 2010

GUMBUMBALOAF 

Something you call a killer in dbd when they're being a dbag
"Man that freddy is a gumbumbaloaf "
GUMBUMBALOAF by Spmspawn June 18, 2021