The ancient pig-god of the Gumbeanian religion, Fabled for its unearthly strength and unstoppable hunger for the food group Legume (specifically beans). Tall tales of this god were transferred via word of mouth in the western slopes of the Andes in northern Peru and Ecuador.
A religion in which we almost always need to chew gum. We chew it at work, school, at the park, and wherever else we please. We can also wear hoods in buildings no matter who says we can’t. Every Wednesday we go to church and chew gum, sing songs, and have baking contests. There are about 20,000 people in this religion but more are still joining monthly.