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Gumby Torture

Ties in with the movie Menace 2 Society as a b-side track film.

Gumby is ambushed by three Kangaroos with baseball bats. "He was once a thug around the way, Eazy!!!" They screamed at him loudly with an eery, growly scream similar to Edow Robert's exploding head syndrome. After beating him mercilessly without a pause, they tied him up and take him to an abandoned house. There, they awaken him acter injecting powerful drugs into his system. They then proceed to strap him down and force his eyes open. They take a pair of very dull and rusty scissors and meticulously snip his gummy weiner off while he screams in horrible pain and is forced to watch! They then drop lethal doses of heroin eyedrops into his eyes, where he convulses to his grim death. Keep in mind, this is fiction, not reality. The three kangaroos then are arrested after being caught by Crocodile Dundee and they are currently incarcerated in a submerged prison in the Atlantic Ocean.
Bob: Gumby Torture!!! That movie was terrible!
Greg: I kind of liked it!
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Gummy Bear Torture

Gummy Bear Torture (GBT) is a form of torture of the sweet Gummy Bears. It is not fully understood why this is practiced, but it may give off a form of relief to the torture.

The gummy bear is perceived to feel intense pain via
•piercing

•cutting

•carving
•ear-biting
•taunting

This practice may carry significant health risks to the Gummy Bear.
Hey man, wanna practice some Gummy Bear Torture later on?
by SpongyRavioli October 4, 2020
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