The most amazing person to ever live on earth. Guloona’s are very sarcastic, blunt, and can have an RBF. Guloona is awkward but is really outgoing and confident once she gets to know people. However, Guloona will always be there for loved ones and is one of the most hilarious people you could ever meet. If you have a Guloona in your life, you have been blessed.
Someone who believes they are the most interesting person in the world. They often tell fabricated stories of a hallucinogenic reality that they think is actually occuring.
Brett told me he was having a dinner party with the Commendant of the Marine Corps, the president, and Chuck Norris; what a fucking Gulke.
Similar to bukkake (which involves often a chick or sometimes two being ejaculated on repeatedly in succession by a series of guys - usually on the face or ass), gukkon involves multiple ejaculation directly into the mouth and generally followed by a large gulping or swallowing. "Gukkon" is an onomatopoeia, translated into English as "gulp" and is the sound made when downing a mouthful of cum
"Hey man did you check out that new bukkake movie?"
"nah, i'm into the gukkon shit. Its so hot when they swallow 20 guys' loads at once"
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.