1 definition by McFluffinstuffin

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Someone who believes they are the most interesting person in the world. They often tell fabricated stories of a hallucinogenic reality that they think is actually occuring.
Brett told me he was having a dinner party with the Commendant of the Marine Corps, the president, and Chuck Norris; what a fucking Gulke.
by McFluffinstuffin October 31, 2010
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