Guitar Douche 

A douchebag, usually a freshmen, who brings his guitar to school even though he sucks and can play one song (most likely the beginning to stairway to heaven). Said person for some fucking reason get's tons of attention and popularity because he's "a guitar player" always completely frowned upon by people who can actually play guitar. This can also be a "Beach guitar douche", "Camp guitar douche" "Mall guitar douche" etc.

Dude Michael, you see that fucking guitar douche over there? Why are there so many at school today, he fucking sucks so bad!

Guitar Douche by thethetheluis January 10, 2011

guitar douche 

A person who brings their guitar to a house party, gets drunk, then proceeds to play said guitar in order to try and impress someone. This person is usually a gigantic douche and should be treated with a slap to the face and removal of guitar privileges.

Person 1: Dude, did you see Alex last night?

Person 2: Yeah, he was being such a guitar douche, it amazes me how he has friends.

guitar douche by bananagrapefruit May 19, 2009

Guitar douche 

When people nonstop talk and play guitar even when no one cares

Jake valladares is some times a guitar douche

Guitar douche by Mr stark July 15, 2018

Guitar Douchebag

Guitar Douchbag is the guy who goes to a party and pulls ALL the tail due to his guitar playing “skills.” So say some guy is there and being all charming and telling jokes and is the life of the party, then guitar douchebag comes in and sits down in the corner with his guitar and starts strumming a few notes, then goes into full on song with lyrics. You don’t even really need to know how to play well. You really only need to mix in like 3 chords, you can even make up the song on the spot. The panties will drop faster than the eye can see.

I was the life of the party, everyone was loving my jokes, then guitar douchebag came in and stole all the chicks right from under us.

Guitar Douchebag by KFC Frank May 15, 2008

Guitar Douchebag

Arch-nemesis of Charming Joke Telling Douchebag.

Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: "Watson you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"

Guitar Douchebag : (sits down in corner with guitar, starts strumming chords) "Hey look at me! I know four chords!"

Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: (under breath) "I'll get you next time, Guitar Douchebag. Next time!"

Guitar Douchebag by Spartiala January 8, 2009