Gurksed 

Scarborough/Burlington/Greater Toronto Area slang similar to the slang word gurked or murked. Means to beat someone up.

"Bro if you don't stop talking shit you're gonna get gurksed."

Gurksed by Bondicrumch February 14, 2018

James Dale Guckert 

Better known as Jeff Gannon, James Dale Guckert is yet another four flushing shill paid for by the Republican party. Guckert had been in a number of White House press briefings posing as a reporter for Talon News - a propaganda house for the party. He would come up with "questions" that were always deferential and seemed to prop up Bush.

Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.

This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.

Guckert asked monkey boy questions about soup lines and the other people (read democrats and other Bush opponents) getting a divorce from reality.

His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.

James Dale Guckert by jesster79 March 13, 2005

Guck Guck 9000 

Only the best of blowjobs that end with the most orgasmic finish

Kyle: “dude jade gave me that guck guck 9000 last night and damnnn”

Or
Lexi: “I gave Kyle that guck guck 9000 last night and he couldn’t even move”

Guck Guck 9000 by Milkycunt69 October 22, 2019

Guckied 

Basically means to get f*cked

Ketchara got guckied

Guckied by ketchara May 12, 2019

Guckbis

Guckbis is a type of cum that has been turned into ice cubes

Becky: Wow! This guckbis is really sweet!

Samantha: I love guckbis most in my tea!

Guckbis by ToodelsDeCat November 22, 2020

Washy Buddha Guck Fight 

A guck fight taking place between two Buddhas. These buddhas are generally washy and enjoy throwing guck. Washy Buddha guck fights can injure innocent passerby and are a public safety violation.

Don't go down that alley; it's a popular spot for washy buddha guck fights.

Washy Buddha Guck Fight by Callie Calypso January 19, 2013

Guck 

The noise that is made when a penis is being deep throated.

Male - "Oh yeah, suck on this purple mushroom tip"

Female - "Guck, guck, guck, guck, guck"

Guck by Gucking May 21, 2014