An ancient Puerto Rican animal that feeds on cocks and loves to have sex with fat women. It is widely known for its special Jizz dance that supposedly makes people suck its wang until they cum like a waterhose or play "Hop Patao"
Acronym for Googled Up Beyond All Recognition...
When a forced Google migration at a large institution goes badly. Email lost, contacts and calendars gone, privacy anxiety and a general sense of confusion and insecurity besets the populace and the lifeblood of email and calendaring must be learned anew.