Guaran-damn-tee 

More than a guarantee; When you don’t just guarantee, you guaran-damn-tee.

Alex: are you sure?
John: I guaran-damn-tee it!

Guaran-damn-tee by 1an_p March 6, 2019

guarandamntee 

the ultimate guarantee

vince mcmahon - i guarandamntee i will kick your ass

guarandamntee by Matthew Fisher December 3, 2003

guarandamntee 

To guarantee that something is true, that it will definitely happen; that it is what it is and you shouldn't doubt it.

Danny: "bro, are you sure she's coming to the dance with you?"

Brandon: "yeah, sharon just texted me– she said she guarandamnteed she'd be here, just running a little bit late."

guarandamntee by mercury_frappe January 4, 2017

guarandamntee 

a guarantee with extra emphasis

I can guarandamntee that $5 FBA (Foundational Black Americans) will come out of the woodworks once reparations come to reality

guarandamntee by chillin662 November 10, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016