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meaning how are you/ what's going on. a pathetic word for chavvy idiots who think that it's cool to speak a different language of their own .... IT IS NOT!!!
"war guarn bledrin"(said by the chav to his also chavvy 'bledrin')
"i is nuff good dan n i met dis gyal on sat n she wos peng innit dan" (idiotic chav to his idiotic chavvy friend)
guarn by hotchick;) November 25, 2004
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guarn is a commonly used alternative noun for a males love impliment. when the word, piece, is added on the end its also a handy insult for deserved types
ooh you complete tossbag you have just caught me on the guarn...
guarn by el sasquerino October 15, 2008
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Not a real name, a misspelling of the name Grant
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The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.
I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!
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La Garnacha 

I think its time to douche la garnacha I can smell it from across the room.
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1. Master of Comedy
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Garnet: Garnet, Master of Comedy"

"Steven Universe AKA Gay Space Rocks"

"Square Mom is the bet mom"
Garnet by Tatum Ridley July 23, 2016

Garnett Transit Form 

The form you file your taxes on.
I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.
Garnett Transit Form by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018
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