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meaning how are you/ what's going on. a pathetic word for chavvy idiots who think that it's cool to speak a different language of their own .... IT IS NOT!!!

"war guarn bledrin"(said by the chav to his also chavvy 'bledrin')
"i is nuff good dan n i met dis gyal on sat n she wos peng innit dan" (idiotic chav to his idiotic chavvy friend)

guarn by hotchick;) November 25, 2004

Words you can keep

guarn

guarn is a commonly used alternative noun for a males love impliment. when the word, piece, is added on the end its also a handy insult for deserved types

ooh you complete tossbag you have just caught me on the guarn...

guarn by el sasquerino October 15, 2008

Related Words

guarn • guarna • Guarnaccia • Guarnaschelli • guarniered • guarnin • Guarnistata • garnet • garn • garner

Garnt

Not a real name, a misspelling of the name Grant

Gigguks name can't be Garnt, you obviously mean Grant

Garnt by Anonymous_Degenerate April 14, 2021

Lemon Garnish

The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.

I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!

Lemon Garnish by MooHen July 8, 2017

La Garnacha

A vagina that smells bad

I think its time to douche la garnacha I can smell it from across the room.

La Garnacha by d.t.v. October 24, 2019

Garnet

1. Master of Comedy
2. The most badass character in Steven Universe. She is literally a fusion between two lesbian space rocks
3. Square Mom

"Amethyst: Hahaha! Wow Garnet, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard!

Garnet: Garnet, Master of Comedy"

"Steven Universe AKA Gay Space Rocks"

"Square Mom is the bet mom"

Garnet by Tatum Ridley July 23, 2016

Garnett Transit Form

The form you file your taxes on.

I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.

Garnett Transit Form by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026